So you want to feed the zombie? Come closer. Closer... closer... Eearrggll—wha? What’s that? Argh. You want to send in images or video for display on ninjahappens.com? Piece of brain cake. Limp along with these instructions and you might just make it in one piece.

1. IMAGES: E-mail your images in JPG or PNG format at the highest resolution you can. You may add captions if you like, but we suggest including any captions in the text of your e-mail, just in case we like the picture but think the caption is stupid. If your image is on flickr, feel free to send a download link.

2. VIDEO: E-mail a link to the video where it is hosted (youtube, metacafe, revver, etc) so we can check it out and include the embed code as well, so we can link to it. If you have created an original video you would like hosted on zombieflarg.com (we will put our logo and web address on it), e-mail your video in .wmv or .mov format.

3. E-mail your submissions to the web master, Kutyuso Deep, at ike.onsoomyu(at)zombieflarg.com with the subject line: “Feeding Time!” *Replace the (at) with an @.

Rules of engagement:

• Any original images or video sent to zombieflarg.com may be used on the blog, on merchandise, PR or in advertising used to promote the site. The latter two are unlikely, however.

• When you feed the zombie, you will accept that your images or video maybe cropped, modified, captioned or not used at all. There is no guarantee any one submission will be used.

• When you submit an image or original video (not hosted and shared on    sharing network) you warrant that you are the sole copyright holder of said image or video.

When you feed the zombie, there is no guarantee the zombie will talk back. His mouth will be full, and zombies can’t talk anyway. It is most likely that your image or video will appear silently, as though rising from the grave. That said, a concerted effort will be made to reply to all queries.

I would thank you for submitting, but feeding the zombie, is like breathing—you must do it, or be eaten! Okay, so you’ll be eaten either way, but we’ll try to groan a thank you first.